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As far as romance goes...

A man and a woman are arguing on a street corner. She turns around and storms off. After a moment, he takes off after her. He catches up; they stop and argue some more. Things get heated. Then it's the man's turn to stomp away down the sidewalk. She, in turn, runs after him. She's crying now. He's angry but speaks in softer tones. He touches her shoulder, and she melts into him. They embrace. Eventually they go home and fuck like a couple of rabbits.

This is what we call "romance." And I'm having none of it.

Either you get along with someone, or you don't. Life's too short for "romance."