A strange but all-too-common phenomenon
A strange but all-too-common phenomenon is that of the monogamous couple who stay together long after they've stopped having sex. That's pretty much who Breakup Day is aimed at.
For those of you who are involved in long-term or long-distance relationships: check your calendar. If you've haven't had sex at all in the year 2002, your relationship is instantly annulled today, by order of Her Majesty The Queen.
There now. Wasn't that easy? Now go get some action, silly.