I love it when couples
I love it when couples break up. Especially those perfect couples that we all know... the ones that were supposed to get married and have kids? I think it's great when they go bust. Yes! The world suddenly seems like a more interesting and more honest place.
To some people, this pleasure I take is the final evidence of my utter heathen amorality. But I'm really no different from the Xian who gets happy when people convert to Xianity. I just want people to be like me.