"Oh, don't go home. Come
"Oh, don't go home. Come home with me."
"I can't. I have to go home."
"What, do you live with your boyfriend or something? ...Oh my god. You do."
"Well, we're going to break up... I just don't want to hurt him any more than I have to."
"Ahh, go ahead, hurt him a little bit. He'll get over it."
"It's just that... he cries so much."
"That is disgusting."