Funny, I can bone my
Funny, I can bone my brains out all month in the North End and never get near this so-called hot action website. But as soon as I go to the South End for some non-sex, here I am, typing away.
Maybe it's because the less satisfactory encounters seem somehow more instructive.
Or maybe it's because, if I'd stayed in the North End, I'd probably still be going at it right now.