"So Philip, do you get
"So Philip, do you get free pizza since you work here?"
"Naw, I wish... I get a staff discount though."
"How much?"
"Two-fifty."
"That's not so great."
"It's all right. It's good pizza."
"So are you going to buy me a slice?"
"Only if you make out with me on this bench, right in front of all these people."
"Sure," she said.
"Okay," I said. "What kind do you want?"
"Vegetarian."
"I'll be right back."
Prostitution rules.