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Don't be alarmed! I always

Don't be alarmed! I always pull out when I come.

Many years ago, at the dawn of time, when dinosaurs roamed the earth, I was involved in a long-term committed relationship. Six or seven months into our merry monogamous ride, my partner and I decided to stop using condoms. She was on the Pill. I got in the habit of withdrawing before ejaculation, however. Just an added precaution.

Doing something two or three times a day for three years has a wonderful conditioning effect. By the time I became single again, pulling out had become a reflex; one that continues to this day.

I've grown to prefer it. Having a walloping orgasm seems to require some room for me. I like having the space. Varrroooom!

Sometimes women will want me to leave it in. If that's the case with you, let me know, and we'll see if we can work something out.

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