A guy from [a certain
A guy from [a certain local band] came up to me the other night at the Marquee. He started asking me about Free Porn, a zine I did last year. He was wondering if I had any copies left and so on.
Then he asked, "So are there any pictures of chicks peeing in it?"
"Uh, no," I said. "Not in this issue."
He started talking about women and urination and all this stuff. At first I thought he was joking around. But then he mentioned an experience one of his bandmates had had recently with golden showers. He seemed kind of excited about it. If he was joking, it was apparently the sort of joke that he thought about quite a bit.
Finally I pointed to a J.J.'s-looking woman on the other side of the room and said, "You see that chick in the white t-shirt? She's really into peeing."
He said, "She is?"
"Oh yeah dude, everybody knows about it. She even dumped her last boyfriend because he wouldn't let her pee on him."
He watched her for a minute. "Do you think she'd let me pee in her mouth?" he said.
"Oh ho ho, now, I don't know about that," I said. "Well... y'know, I suppose the worst she could do would be to say no."
Then the young woman went up the stairs. And the guy went right up after her.
I didn't stick around. Yes I am a bastard.
(The hot action guide to peeing: I have never thought about peeing in a sexual way in my life.)