"Cosmo's Sizzling Sex Tip Of
"Cosmo's Sizzling Sex Tip Of The Month!" (Nov. 2002)
This is why I never miss an issue of Cosmopolitan while I'm standing in the checkout line at Sobey's:
"Get him to call out a number from one to 10 during intercourse--one being the lowest level of arousal, 10 being 'Oh-my-God-I'm-about-to...' When he reaches nine, stop what you're doing and revert to kissing or anything to get him down to level seven. Do this a couple of times. When you finally take him to level 10, his response will prove it was worth the wait."
And you thought women's magazines weren't as funny as men's magazines.