Today on hot action. An
Today on hot action. An advice column featuring a very special guest: Floyd Wheaton, aka "Mister New Brunswick."
~Dear Mr. New Brunswick,
A beautiful woman shows up at the club and I'm kind of checking her out. She's with a guy who seems to be her boyfriend, but she keeps walking past me and smiling and stuff. What would you make of the situation?
Signed, Wondering
Dear Wondering,
She's right some hot, eh wha'?
~Dear Mr. New Brunswick,
I've heard that the province of New Brunswick has a disproportionately high number of hot females. Do you find this to be the case?
Signed, Curious
Dear Curious,
Boys oh boys, I guess!
~Dear Mr. New Brunswick,
They say that women who have hot moves on the dancefloor tend to be really hot in bed as well. Is this just a myth or do you think there is some truth to it?
Signed, Foxtrot
Dear Foxtrot,
[sharp intake of breath] Eyuh... Is that so, eh... [sharp intakes of breath] Eyuh, eyuh, eyuh.
~Dear Mr. New Brunswick,
Last night at the club a beautiful woman showed up. I watched her hot moves on the dancefloor for a while, and then I sat down beside her and we wound up going to her place in the South End to have crazy sex all night. Do you think it's a good idea to write about all this on my website so that anybody in the world can read about it?
Signed, Philly.
Dear Philly,
Yep-urrr, skipper!