I'm so sexed up these
I'm so sexed up these days it's crazy. I find February is the hottest month for promiscuous action. Every year I say this. Do you believe me yet?
I love winter. I love February.
I haven't been updating my website because I haven't had time. It just seems like sex is everywhere I go.
Sunday I stumbled into the North End Diner for brunch and sprawled out in a booth with a nice view of a very pretty girl. She was sitting across from two guys. They looked like nice guys. If one of them was her boyfriend, it wasn't obvious--shouldn't he sit beside her and feel her up?
She was really cute. Dark hair pulled back in a ponytail; dark eyes. Black eyebrows. A mischievous laugh that carried across the aisle.
Anyway, they were waiting for their order. She opened up a little tub of honey. She was dipping a spoon in it and licking off the honey. She was still taking part in the conversation; nodding and saying "Uh-huh" while licking honey off the spoon.
I thought, now that's hot.
I noticed that, long after the honey was gone, she was still swirling the spoon around in her mouth. Tracing the tip of the spoon around her lips. Her tongue slid in and out of her mouth, over and under the spoon.
I just sat and watched her do this for like, five minutes.
Thinking, now that's even hotter.
"Wait a minute. Is that a hickey on her neck? No, it's just a loose wisp of hair... Oh my god. It IS a hickey."
I thought I was gonna die.