"Red is the colour of
"Red is the colour of hot action," I remember writing on this site once (too lazy to go find where). "I wear red all the time" or words to that effect.
Might have to rethink this a little bit. I was on a date a couple nights ago and it went really well and when things came down to the crunch, she told me it was not the best time for her.
"That's why I wore a red shirt," she explained.
Is this some secret code of women that I didn't know about until now? Wearing red as an indicator that Aunt Martha's in town? This could mess up my whole system of sexual signals.
Anyway. She had a slammin' body. We just worked around Aunt Martha... so to speak. It was hot!
I've been thinking about her subtle advertisement of time-of-month. It was a first date and she was already thinking about me in relation to her sexual status. Awww. That's pretty sweet!
I can often tell with women and their business. I don't know, I just seem to be able to smell it... I made these A/V t-shirts to sell to cute girls and they're all red. What have I done!
Comments
That's weird. If it is a secret code, someone forgot to tell me. I don't really want people to know where I am in my cycle. I do like to wear red though.
Posted by: Melissa | February 6, 2003 12:25 AM
red schmed.. whatev's.. makes no sense... no sense at all... and i believe "we" call "her" Aunt Flo
Posted by: dottie | February 9, 2003 09:00 PM
Hmm, never heard of it, but this is distressing news. I've been choosing a lot of red clothing lately. It's like, The New Green for me.
Posted by: sc | February 10, 2003 10:19 AM
i also did not recieve the memo on the "red"
Posted by: kelly | February 10, 2003 05:47 PM
oooohh 20. 20 is hard. I hope you had a happy birthday.
Posted by: kelly | February 12, 2003 01:05 AM
no no no! I'm turning 20 in a few weeks and after the hellish year that was 19, I need to cling to the hope that 20 will be better!
Posted by: Deirdre | February 12, 2003 03:02 AM
"Hot young teen" is kind of gross, don't you think? Kind of limits you to hot young teen boys, in some ways. I mean, not necessarily, but if you date older guys then all their friends go, "yeah, she's *19* can you believe it?" Now you're a hip young woman, which is infinitely hotter and has many more possibilities. It's weird, I stopped counting after 21, it's all the same.
Posted by: sc | February 12, 2003 10:00 AM
couple nights ago i was watching a movie with the red shirt girl, i asked her if red was some universal code of women, she said "no" and i only remember the first five minutes of the movie.
i phoned up my aunt florence and she said, "funny, when WE were growing up, we always called it 'aunt martha.'"
klc: happy birthday. wow, you're old. are you still going out with whatsisname?
Posted by: phi. | February 14, 2003 04:51 PM
i'm sorry.. I totally did not mean to poke fun at anyone who has an Aunt Flo... I hope your dear aunt was not offended
Posted by: dottie | February 16, 2003 11:47 PM
now everytime i wear red my boyfriend asks me if i am on my period. i am so pissed off.
haha.
Posted by: kelly | February 16, 2003 11:51 PM
Thanks, philip.
It seems like only yesterday I first saw you at the Marquee. I met you - before I had your scandalous reputation drilled into me by numerous, nameless sources - and thought there was something overpoweringly sexy about you. I was all of eighteen years old and wondered how one man could load the surrounding air so heavily with sexuality.
No, I'm no longer dating "whatisname". I HOPE that I've finally learned the lesson: long distance monogamous relationships are too bloody hard.
Posted by: klc | February 21, 2003 01:13 PM
klc: in a thread about sex and menstruation, you should be careful about using phrases like "too bloody hard."
By the way... I would love to drill my reputation into you.
ha ha
Posted by: phi. | February 21, 2003 02:10 PM
Oh, I make it too easy for you, don't I?
Posted by: klc | February 21, 2003 06:29 PM
[believe me, you make it hard too...]
Posted by: phi. | February 21, 2003 08:45 PM
DATE: 02/11/2003 16:57:40
i think we all missed the memo. maybe there was no memo! i wear red all the time. (also hot pink, but i would be afraid to think of what that could be emblematic of. some horrible disease, perhaps.) in any case. yes. it's aunt flo, too, who is this martha person?
Posted by: andrea. | November 5, 2003 12:28 AM
IP: 65.92.250.190
DATE: 02/11/2003 19:24:45
I'm on my period but no longer a crumpled figure in bed whimpering from the hellish pain. Why would my ovaries attempt to kill me? I mean, really... it's counter-productive... if I go, so do they.
It's also my twentieth birthday today. 20. One of my favorite boys pointed out that I'm no longer a "hot, young teen." Sigh. I'm not actually distressed by this change, it just seems rather monumental. Fireworks should go off or something.
Posted by: klc | November 5, 2003 12:28 AM
AUTHOR: dottie
IP: 24.224.152.216
DATE: 02/09/2003 21:00:26
red schmed.. whatev's.. makes no sense... no sense at all... and i believe "we" call "her" Aunt Flo
Posted by: Anonymous | November 5, 2003 12:34 AM
DATE: 02/21/2003 18:29:52
Oh, I make it too easy for you, don't I?
Posted by: klc | November 5, 2003 12:34 AM