"When we were having sex,
"When we were having sex, there, the first time... and right when I came, I sort of let out that little fart... Did that freak you out?"
"I didn't notice."
"You didn't notice? ... Ahh, I never should have said anything, I feel like an idiot now. I was just wondering if women found that to be a huge turnoff."
"Mmm, no, I don't think so really."
"I mean, it's not like it was this big ripper or anything, but it was audible, and I just went, 'Whoop!'" We were both laughing by this point. "So does that happen a lot? Has it ever happened to you?"
"Actually, yes, I can remember this one time specifically... I was like, 'Ohh, my god.'"
"It totally took me by surprise. Well, I probably shouldn't even have mentioned it."