Disclaimer: There may be those
Disclaimer: There may be those of you who live in the North End who think you know the room in question, and its owner/occupant, "Secret Agent Cucumber." Ha ha ha think you're clever, well the above post was not a record of a sexual encounter. We were just talking. Actually what we were talking about was the best way to go about establishing the Philip Clark Sex Army. "Secret Agent Cucumber" was suggesting I just go up to the cute girls and kidnap them. I suggested that I would prefer to have a volunteer army, and that I should wage a propaganda campaign to make women want to join. She argued that if it were a volunteer army, and recruits could come and go, how could I maintain the necessary rigorous discipline?
It is appropriate that "Secret Agent Cucumber" should be thinking about discipline within the ranks, since I'm putting her in charge of it.
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Black corsets, red lips, bare bums, chains, paddles, cords, gentle spikes and head on demand.
We better get this friggin' show on the road. I'm DYING over here. I can't do my work.
I just have one itsy question. Who. Will discipline me? Or can I just do whatever the hell I want?
Posted by: "Secret Agent Cucumber" | March 17, 2003 02:22 PM
Phil scares me.
Posted by: Plug | March 18, 2003 11:37 PM
IP: 137.186.22.60
DATE: 03/19/2003 14:03:51
cucumber: who will discipline you? me.
and who will discipline me? ...hah. many have tried but none have succeeded.
plug: don't be afraid. i promise it won't hurt.
Posted by: phi. | November 5, 2003 12:34 AM