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I'm looking at my work schedule and thinking, "Dammit... there's no way I'm going to get to have any of the sex for the next three days."

It sucks but work is just a fact of life. And whatever spare time I get, I'll have to use preparing for the show I'm playing in Hell's Kitchen on Wednesday night. Theoretically, I'll also have to sleep sometime. So that's that.

It makes me realize that the one thing I miss about monogamous relationships is the quickie. "Honey, I have to be at the bus stop in fifteen minutes... so turn around and lift up your skirt."

I don't get quickies that often. Any time I go home with someone for the first time, I have to make sure I take the time to do things up right. I wouldn't want to just go out and pick someone up if all I was in the mood for was a quickie. That would probably not make a good first impression.

Sometimes I get off a quick one if I've already shagged her four times and I'm on the way out the door and just can't leave a hot body alone. But that's different.

I have to be pretty good friends with a woman before I can call her up and say, "Hi, I have to be at the club in 45 minutes, but I was wondering if I could stop in on my way to work and say hellll-LO."