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I've also been doing a bit of asking around about sixty-nines lately. The current verdict among Halifax women seems to be that they are, quote, "kind of yucky."

Talk about a sexual position that's fallen out of favour.

I've been noticing this over the past year--blowing across the Canadian landscape--great gusts of feminine distaste for the old soixant-neuf.

When I was growing up... maybe I read it in a book somewhere... it was all about how "many couples find this a highly fulfilling position, due to its intense combination of giving and receiving pleasure" and blah blah blah.

I wonder what happened.

I was thinking that maybe sixty-nine was a little too "porn-star" and it made women self-conscious. But really, when was the last time you saw a boy-girl 69 in a porn flick?

The position works well for me, because I'm not really the type to sit back and passively receive pleasure. I take pleasure in getting involved.

Bring back the sixty-nine I say!

It works best when we're both lying on our sides. Mmm... like having dessert before dinner.

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It's more awkward than embarrassing. Sometimes uncomfortable. It's hard to have control over what you're doing from that angle. Plus, I can be kind of inept with the giving/receiving combo since receiving often throws me into a tizzy.

It's just hard to focus on both. I'm other focusing on receiving, or I'm focusing on giving. And when I'm trying to focus on the two at the same time.. well. we both end up losing, in the end.

cfg: the tizzy! it's all about the tizzy! when you just can't handle it and feel like your head is going to explode. fo shizzle mah tizzle.

ld: ah but if there's one thing i love, it's sexual multi-tasking, everyone's a winner baby!

sometimes i wish i had five penises.

say what? the soixante-neuf is like 90% of my sex life. the consort and i usually have a $20 riding on who gets distracted first.

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