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My advice to young men

My advice to young men on the subject of women: always have a Plan B.

Better still... have two Plan A's.

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Yes.

And for young women. Have a Plan N.E.


As in 'Nearest Exit.'

Or.

Learn to use a parachute. Yipeeeeee!!!

what about Plan A/V?
and I wasn't sure if you knew, Plan B is also the name of a morning after pill... (not very subtle is it?)

Plan A/V goes like this: Make a date with a girl. If she flakes out, write a song about sleeping with her roommate.

never fall asleep during the middle.

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