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She had a really nice bedroom. The walls were painted a deep shade of red, similar to the Khyber Club's current scheme. Her ceiling was white. She had a great big bed.

I was lying on my back, staring up at the ceiling. I found it relaxing to be in that red-and-white room. It made me feel like I was hanging out inside my website.

All that was needed was some giant text scrolling up the ceiling. It would probably say something like this: "Girls who paint their bedroom walls red are hot because blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah."

Then you'd see the words '1 hot talker' and you'd click on it with a giant mouse and it would say "ya don't know what you're talking about, my ex-girlfriend had her room painted red and she was a frigid bitch."