"Will you walk me home?"
"Will you walk me home?"
I interpreted this to mean, "Will you take me home and tie my hands behind my back and attack me with my vibrator?"
So I did.
"What are you going to do with that?"
"Oh I don't know..."
Perhaps "attack" isn't the right word.
It was a slow attack. It was sexy chrome surgery.
Comments
aimeec: ok, i hope you don't live in cole harbour.
plug: i don't own a vibrator, i just use whatever i find lying around.
you have nothing to fear... just relax. this won't hurt a bit.
Posted by: phi. | June 30, 2003 10:26 PM
Unfortunately I'm about 1000 km SSW of Cole Harbour...
Happy Canada Day!
Posted by: AimeeC | July 1, 2003 11:31 PM
IP: 24.222.247.234
DATE: 06/30/2003 22:06:51
I fear Phil.
And his vibrator.
Posted by: Plug | November 5, 2003 12:34 AM
AUTHOR: AimeeC
EMAIL: onceinabluemoose@msn.com
IP: 63.188.177.122
DATE: 07/01/2003 23:33:59
Wait, is that a good thing that I'm not in Cole Harbour?
Regardless, I guess I'll be doing my own surgery...
Posted by: Anonymous | November 5, 2003 12:34 AM
DATE: 06/29/2003 00:34:28
mmmmm.....
you can walk me home anyday!
Posted by: AimeeC | November 5, 2003 12:34 AM
IP: 137.186.22.39
DATE: 07/02/2003 21:43:39
1000km... that's much farther than cole harbour. hopefully there'll be a dark alley or two along the way we can duck into.
Posted by: phi. | November 5, 2003 12:34 AM