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"For example," I was saying, "that woman over there in the skirt. Obviously very horny."

"That one?" she said. "How can you tell?"

"Male intuition."

"Oh, come on," she said. "You can't just make a statement like that and not back it up."

"Angle of the thighs, for one thing," I said. "Notice carefully. See how she has one leg extended out in front, and she's doing this slow back-and-forth thing with her hips?"

"I stand like that all the time."

"Exactamundo."

"Ha ha," she said. "So is that all you can point out? Just some leg-pose?"

"Naw, there's more," I said. I scratched my chin and watched. "It would be easier to talk about if she were facing towards us."

"Hmm."

"I could go ask her," I said. "Maybe I'll just walk right up to her and say, 'Pardon me, but are you really horny?'"

"Good luck with that."

About half-an-hour later I was standing near the horny girl. I made eye contact with her and she smiled, and I looked at her again and she said hello. So I sat down and started chatting with her.

I found her to be a very sweet woman. She was smiling a pretty smile that hadn't been part of my initial observations.

She was friendly and relaxed, which made it easy to talk to her. It never occurred to me to start asking blunt questions about her state of sexual excitement.

Ten minutes into our conversation, I was pleasantly surprised when she said, "So I read your website. It's pretty hot."

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I'm confused. While you were talking to horny girl, did you mention that you had a website? I doubt that she would be able to guess in 10 minutes unless you said something specific.

No, I never mentioned anything. Turns out this woman knew about me and my website alllll along. I'm not sure how she knew. I'd never met her before.

Small town, word gets around.

Interesting that I singled her out from across the room. Coincidence? I wonder if there is a line where coincidence ends and intuition begins.

I feel funny talking about someone as if she isn't here.

Hi, horny girl.

Sorry. I live in Honolulu. It's not exactly a small town. The chances of actually meeting someone who has a website that I read is very remote.

Also, I feel funny too. Aloha horny girl & phi!

Aloha sybian!

Halifax has around 350,000 people. I suppose I've lived in smaller towns. Still, it's small enough that I couldn't keep this website a secret if I wanted to.

In some ways, I think it's good to live in a place where keeping secrets isn't even an option. It keeps a man honest.

"Hello everybody, my name is Philip Clark and I'm going down to the Marquee Club tonight to scope out your girlfriend."

Yeah, I've never met you and when I get bored I read your site. Keeps me entertained. My friend told me about it but I dont know how she found it.

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