in the bathroom
We were both horny as hell. She couldn't find any condoms. I couldn't find any condoms.
Normally, I don't even bother to leave the house these days unless I'm packing at least three rubbers and a tube of lube. But last night on my way out the door, I'd thrown on some old jacket that I hadn't worn in months.
Not thinking of where the evening might lead; which is unlike me.
The evening led to a morning. I lowered my head and drank deep from her miraculous pitcher. Sixty-nineish. Cock pressed against her breast. Two fingers, slow.
After a while I climbed up and we collapsed into each others arms. Our hips moved together. We yearned.
"I guess it's probably time to get up." I heard her in the bathroom. Running water and so on.
I was alone in the bedroom. Figured I might as well get dressed. [But there's something I wanted to check first...]
Hidden in an inside pocket of this old jacket I hadn't worn in months, I am happy to relate: a Trojan condom. Expiry date, SEP 2005.
In a past life, I must have anticipated this moment. I wish I could go back in time so I could buy myself a drink.
I took the bold step of walking in on a lady who was using the bathroom. She was washing her face or something. I took her away from the sink and gently pressed her back against the bathroom wall.
Bra and black panties.
We made out for a while, then she tried to move away. I held her hips and pushed her against the wall again. We kissed some more. Once more she tried to step away. I held her in front of me.
"Isn't there somewhere you have to be?" she asked.
I smiled and ran the knuckles of my right hand over the front of her panties.
Then I opened my hand and showed her what I was holding.
"Where'd that come from?"
"Magic."
A lock of hair fell down over one of her eyes, and she looked so beautiful that I couldn't stand it.
I took off my glasses and put them on the back of the flush. Then I lowered the toilet seat cover and raised her leg and put her foot up on the seat cover.
And that's how I started out my day.
Comments
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nice...
Posted by: ThatGirl | October 27, 2003 07:59 PM
must have been a great day
Posted by: Li | October 28, 2003 05:15 PM
Verrrrry nice start to the day.
Posted by: sybian | October 29, 2003 05:17 PM
phil, you've been my hero before, but not like this. if you could hear what i hear and see what i've seen when it comes to female reaction to this blog, you would have started it back in junior high. but back then, i would have stolen your idea and made it my own faster than you can say "st. charbel's hall"
Posted by: nick | November 6, 2003 06:52 PM
everybody, go to nick's store on prince street and buy all his records.
Posted by: phi. | November 6, 2003 06:58 PM
please. i'd like that a lot. i sell cool cds too, including phil's own swordfight sampler and 9 volt sound system.
Posted by: nick | November 7, 2003 12:44 PM
lovely.
Posted by: The Wolf at the Door | November 18, 2003 12:38 PM