point form
The "punch in the face" story means a lot to me. I'm almost reluctant to write any more, because I'll have to watch that post slide down the page and off the bottom of the screen. I'll keep this one short.
(Brevity will also serve as my ornery response to this slice of sourness, which accuses hotaction.ca of being little more than a "checklist of people, places and positions.")
Herewith, then, is the quintessential hot action entry, reduced to point form:
- Friday night. Run out of lube by the light of a single candle. We make do.
- Saturday night. Woman says maybe ten words to me at a party. Two of those words are "Let's go." Hot. I spend the night with a woman who masturbates in her sleep. You wish your girlfriend did that.
Comments
I wish more people could "get to the point" the way that you just did. Although at times detail is very essential/amusing- I got a *COMPLETE* image of Fri/Sat. events. Kudos.
Posted by: rachieroo | November 17, 2003 10:56 AM
congratulations on being so well inclined for the greatest joy of your life. it wouldn't be my first choice for topic of discussion, but that's not the point, is it? if it was up to me, i'd talk about art, about being fat, cranky, and pregnant and going on vacation, which by some strange miraculous coincidence, i actually do/am/whatever. is it more interesting? more relevant? probably not to you, but, that's not the point.
Posted by: sarah | November 17, 2003 03:54 PM
Phil, you must be doing something right if someone out there feels the need to take you down a peg. Call it sour grapes. Call it envy. Your blog is a great read.
Sarah, if you do your homework you'll see the bulk of the erotic confessionals out there in blogland are written by females. They also get the bulk of the attention, even the ones that are clearly only shouting "look at me!" There's a double standard at work here. If a woman writes about her sexploits she's liberated, in touch. If a man does, he's a philandering braggart.
And I'll be damned if the erotic doesn't make for great art. James Joyce, Henry Miller, Erica Jong, Anais Nin, Michel Houellebecq, Martin Amis--need I go on?
At any rate, this blog is much more interesting than most, which are filled with people's trite musings and pointless accounts of mundane daily activities. A blog like this can be liberating, or it can hold a mirror up to your own your life, showing you an unpleasant reflection of your inner dullness.
Posted by: Aleks | November 17, 2003 09:15 PM
when you say that you "had sex" at such-and-such a time, is that a cryptic way of saying that you had an intense masturbation session?
Posted by: The Sleuth | November 19, 2003 04:57 PM
rachieroo: The search for the crucial image is a Modernist project.
"For example, the principle of closure states that people tend to see incomplete patterns as complete or unified wholes. According to this principle, a fragmented circle is often perceived as a complete circle. "
-Introduction to Gestalt Psychology
sarah: Half the time, I don't even understand what you're talking about.
Aleks: That's the unmistakable cadence of naked loft party in the house. Thanks for the kind words.
The Sleuth: To the chagrin of lesbians everywhere, I continue to follow the traditional straight male definition of "have sex," which is "penis-in-hole" (my penis, her hole).
If your goal was to express skepticism over the truth of this blog, surely you could have found a more trenchant way to do so than by posting such a dumbassed question.
Posted by: phi. | November 19, 2003 09:31 PM
I like that way your response makes my brain
tickle.
Posted by: Rachieroo | November 20, 2003 12:10 PM