boy talk
"Your friend's friend is wearing an awful lot of makeup."
"She may be cuckoo."
I watched the two of them on the dancefloor. They were busting out some dykey dirty-dancing moves, grinding their hips together with their hands in the air. "Must be something in the water."
"Whatever it is, it seems to do good things for the breasts."
"Jesus, you don't know the half of it," I said. "They defy gravity, they defy physics, they defy all common sense."
"Ah but can you hang your boxer shorts on her left nipple."
"You could hang up your trenchcoat, and have room left for your scarf."
Pretty soon I found myself on the dancefloor making up the meat of a sexy sandwich, getting kissed by two girls at once and thinking "Hell ain't a bad place to be."
Makeup-girl was going on about having a threesome. Then she seemed to decide she wanted me all for herself. My perspective: "Hello, am I going to be consulted on this transaction?" Maybe she was just a little too drunk for my taste. I wasn't completely sold on her.
I liked her friend better.
Quote of the night/morning/following afternoon:
"At some point in your life, you're gonna want a guy to do whatever he wants with you. It might as well be me, instead of some chump who can't think of anything good."
Comments
I want to see a picture of you.
Posted by: Miranda | December 17, 2003 10:44 PM
Great post, man. Laughed out loud.
Posted by: Pornguy | December 18, 2003 08:34 AM
Wow dude, you have some serious cocky issues Don Juan, why not leave a clear pic of yourself to show the world what you really look like and to prove you stud attire.
Posted by: BSsplitter | December 18, 2003 02:39 PM
meat sandwitch? what a dork, this is all a bunch a bullshit. this guy is some chronicly masterbaiting loser who makes up stories to make up for his lack of self esteem.
Posted by: icallBSonyou | December 18, 2003 02:47 PM
Wow, I sense some repressed anger here.
Its not that hard to find a pic of Phil. Just look around. On this site and elsewhere. Its not a big mystery! (Ah, the elusive Philip Clark. A fine speciman...)
Posted by: Laura | December 18, 2003 02:50 PM
dude, lets just say this is alittle bit tru, you must have one dirty cock!
Posted by: willy | December 18, 2003 02:59 PM
Ummm yeah, the whole website is pretty much just self indulgant shite, Any man whos shagged the amount of girls that this guy has must hve some sort of inferiority complex....dudes probebly like 33, getting laid alot in your early 20's is rad, but there come a point in your life when you should probebly just settle down...and start to worry about the consequences of the Swingers lifestyle. Dude, that burning sensation when you urinate isn't normal.
Posted by: N.S.'s #1 Cunt | December 18, 2003 03:44 PM
Gee, leave poor Phil alone. What the hell is wrong with having lots of sex in your thirties?
And the majority of websites are full of self-indulgent shit. Why not read about some great sex stories, real or not? (And I believe most of Phil's stories are based in fact).
Posted by: chris | December 18, 2003 04:04 PM
People who read other people's blogs and get pissed off about what they read there crack me the fuck up. Don't like what you're reading? Then why are you reading it? Don't you have anything better to do? As for me, I think his writing is hot as hell.
Posted by: heather | December 18, 2003 04:16 PM
if you don't think it's true, go to the marquee and hang in hell. watch long enough and you'll see what i see: babes come up and talk to phil. he doesn't need to do much. they come to him. given how public this blog is, it's not so hard to imagine that some of them come to him for sex/fun times, is it?
yeah, and what's wrong with having lots of sex into your 30's (or any age for that matter) as long as you play safe? (which phil does. the women wouldn't come to him if he didn't. word gets around fast.) nobody gets hurt (unless it's a cheater in the mix). quite the opposite actually.
fuck, man. who are you uptight prudes anyway? he's single. he practices safe sex. he's got some very natural, manly urges. some women are more than willing to entertain them, especially after reading on this blog how comfortable he is with his sexuality. what do you care? what's wrong with going home with women who want him to?
Posted by: nick | December 18, 2003 06:27 PM
This is true there is nothing wrong with sexual activity in your thirties! In fact, it is great that he has so much sex. I spend a lot of time in Hell and I havent yet seen this elusive mysterious "Phil" perhaps I am looking for a beautiful man and he is not... I actually don't see very many really attractive men ever in hell, perhaps Phil can you show us a picture of you then for the girls that dont know you and would like to get to know you can easily identify you! You should really consider doing some advertising then you will be getting laid even more :-)
Posted by: Onlyone | December 18, 2003 06:59 PM
People! look around!
http://swordfight.org/2003_10_01_archive#106649956012775505
Posted by: Anonymous | December 18, 2003 08:37 PM
or:
http://claudette.swordfight.org/2003_11_01_archive.html
Posted by: Anonymous | December 18, 2003 08:39 PM
Is that Phil in the shopping cart pic? He is pretty hot, I wouldn't mind, uh, talking with him a bit.
And nothing at all wrong with being sexual in your 30's, especially if you've got a brain and use it. Far as i can see, Phil's got that. It's a fact that we girls have our sexual peak in our 30's, and while men pass that a while back, 19-year-olds do get kinda dull after a while.
Posted by: Kelseigh | December 19, 2003 12:53 PM
Well finally some pictures have risen to show what Phil looks like. Since some people found out about this site from word of mouth not everygirl on looking at this site is in with the NASCAD / COAST / WHATEVER affiliation and didnt have a sweet clue what the fuck he looked like... I think now he is going to see a rise in girls wanting to have sex with him. If there are any other pics please post the URL's on the site!
Posted by: INeedPhilsBird | December 19, 2003 06:22 PM
Phil, you can thank me later.
Posted by: linkfinder | December 19, 2003 08:06 PM
Id fuck you phil.
Posted by: Miranda | December 20, 2003 12:10 AM