mmm crispers
I snapped this photo while I was tidying up my room tonight. Let's see... what treasures have fallen into the magic gap between wall and mattress?
Forgive me for using the blog cliche to explain my lack of updates: "I've been really busy lately."
(Mmm, Crispers... they're baked not fried.)
Comments
is this your way of telling us to buy stock in Trojans?
looks like someone's been having a Very Happy New Year!!
Posted by: ThatGirl | January 22, 2004 10:57 PM
Excuses, excuses.
Just don't show us a photo of what's in your closet. (Though I'm sure that *ahem* some of your readers would pay extra for that...)
Posted by: Jonathan Quince | January 22, 2004 11:15 PM
You use Trojans? I find they feel like rubber tires, even the thin ones. :P
Posted by: Jen | January 23, 2004 07:29 AM
I don't like Trojans either...but anyway you sure do like crispers.
Posted by: Anonymous | January 23, 2004 08:35 AM
lifestyles make me itch
Posted by: crystal | January 23, 2004 02:06 PM
lifestyles make me itch, too. i used to think it was all in my head but crystal's comment validates my own. thank you.
they've also broken three times.
deplorable.
Posted by: klc | January 23, 2004 02:14 PM
count me in on the 'Lifestyles make me itchy'
thought for a while that there was something wrong with me...
Posted by: ThatGirl | January 24, 2004 11:22 PM
I'm so relieved to discover I'm not the only one. On top of that, they're cheap, fragile, and lacking the proper friction.
Posted by: crystal | January 25, 2004 02:10 PM
consensus says, "lifestyles suck!"
Posted by: klc | January 25, 2004 04:12 PM
dude, what the fuck? I thought a connoisseur of pussy such as yourself would indulge in condoms of the gourmet variety.
Posted by: Aleks | January 25, 2004 07:08 PM
well all I have to say about lifestyles, is if they are causeing you to itch, maybe you have an allergy to latex???
Posted by: Miranda | January 28, 2004 09:47 PM
I don't happen to believe that that is the case, Miranda. "Latex allergy is very uncommon, with estimates of less than 1 percent prevalence in the general population." We have 3 people right here, (actually, make that four,) who've expierienced the "Lifestyles itch." It's doubtful that all four have a latex allery - especially considering no one has said anything about any other brand making them itch - I think it's got to be something else.
Posted by: Codie | January 28, 2004 10:25 PM
Holy Chinese noodles from Hell! A man can't enjoy his crispers without being skewered for his poor taste? What's the world coming to?
Posted by: Jonathan Quince | January 29, 2004 11:15 AM
I agree with Codie. I've used plenty of other brands without a reaction, so I'm pretty sure it's not the latex.
Noone's bugging him about the Crispers. I had some last night. They're yummy.
Posted by: crystal | January 29, 2004 12:16 PM
Jenn: I love Trojans. But then again, before I started using them, my wastebasket used to look like this.
consensus: Everyone knows Lifestyles rubbers are itchy. They're fun once in a while. See, I put them on inside-out...'cuz I'm kinky.
Aleks: I don't want to have to go all the way downtown to Venus Envy to buy "swirly condoms." For me, it is a matter of great convenience to pick up condoms at the same place where I pick up women: at the supermarket.
I'm the quintessential male shopper. "Wrap it up, let's go."
...Anyways people, what matters more, the condom or what's inside it...
I like to eat All-Dressed Crispers in bed, just to savour the irony.
Posted by: phi. | January 29, 2004 01:07 PM