'morning, honey!'
~ January 26 was the second anniversary of this blog. I couldn't have asked for a better way to observe the occasion than by waking up next to a gorgeous, horny woman. We got frisky right off the bat. Yummy yum yum.
At one point I observed, "A tangy mixture of sweat, lube, pussy juice and semen is currently drying up on the sensitive skin of my scrotum. This is why men are always scratching their balls."
Time for a shower I guess.
~ I like sex first thing in the morning. My kind of woman is a woman who likes sex first thing in the morning.
Fortunately for us, fellas, there are just enough of these women around that we shouldn't have to settle for anything less.
Last week at the bar I was talking to a lady who was making the typical female complaint: men who started humping her leg first thing in the morning, before her eyes were even fully open.
I said, "Yeah, it sucks to have that perfect sleepy feeling ruined by someone who just wants to get all over you. But then again, now you know what it's like for guys right after we have an orgasm."
Comments
sleep? ruined by sex? how is that possible...?
Posted by: Laura | January 30, 2004 02:01 AM
phil, you rock. i love how i laugh when i read you stuff at work and people come in and wonder what i'm reading. just spreading the love.
s.
Posted by: simon | January 30, 2004 09:06 AM
Ah ha ha ha ha.
Posted by: Anonymous | January 30, 2004 11:02 AM
xo simon.
Posted by: phi. | January 30, 2004 12:08 PM