thinking clean thoughts
It is good for a young man to walk around Paris in the summertime smelling like sex.
Unfortunately, we're not in Paris, and this sure as hell ain't summertime. Our pipes are frozen and I've got no running water in the place. I reek of pussy. True, all day women have been telling me how nice I smell (note for those who don't already know: sex attracts sex). But how long can it last, until I start to feel like a dirty, dirty man.
What I'm saying is, I'll soon need to borrow someone's shower. Preferably in North End Halifax, but I'm willing to fly to Saskatoon, Brooklyn or even Paris, France if that's what it takes to get good and squeaky clean... all for the sake of getting dirty again.
Oooh I love taking showers. Long, hot, steamy showers. I do a lot of my best thinking in the shower.
By the way, it's my noodle, and I'll think as fast as I want.
Comments
A friend of mine recently spent three early-morning hours using a torch to de-ice his pipes. This so he could take a piss and actually flush the toilet.
I'm beginning to think the entire world has turned into ice-cold Canada. At least it should do wonders for the local maple beer industry; and I've always kind of wanted polar bears and penguins as neighbors.
Posted by: Jonathan Quince | January 16, 2004 06:27 AM
Well, you're welcome to come use mine. Maybe by then my heat will be fixed and my apartment will be warmer than 17 degrees (a really comfortable 20, now that I have my landlord's space heater running). :)
Posted by: Jen | January 16, 2004 07:04 AM
http://www.msue.msu.edu/msue/imp/mod02/01500172.html
Posted by: dad | January 16, 2004 12:17 PM
you could share mine in Montreal this weekend...
Posted by: ThatGirl | January 16, 2004 05:39 PM
you never asked, silly boy....
(neither did m. or g.)!
Posted by: la rue | January 18, 2004 12:23 PM
...and why is jennifer locked outside of the bella muse? why?koo?
Posted by: la rue | January 18, 2004 12:38 PM