celibacy
Lately I've been giving a lot of thought to this website and its goals. It's time for a change of plans.
My hard, throbbing cock has been leading me around North End Halifax for too long. Sure, sex is important. But it's not that important. There's a lot of other stuff I'd like to accomplish too. But it's pretty hard to get anything done when you're lying in bed with a gorgeous naked woman until 7 o'clock in the evening.
I've reached an age where I have to start rethinking life's priorities. I've sampled extensively from the buffet of life, and now it's time to settle on a main course.
I wish I could be waking up to the same face every day. All this time, I've been desperately searching for my true soulmate. Someone special, who understands me and knows me better than anyone else. Someone who loves me and accepts me for who I am.
Until I meet that person, however, I don't want to waste my sexual talents. Starting today I'm going to attempt to be celibate for a month, maybe longer. It's something I've been curious about for a while. It should help me concentrate on other things, and maybe I can clear my head of the long-term effects of promiscuity.
A measure of my self-control will be my ability to cut down on masturbating. I've heard a theory that sexuality is like a rash. Leave the dick alone, and it will leave you alone.
So anyway, I'm taking this website off the air for a while. Horny women read hotaction, and then they come looking for me in search of a wild time. It's a distraction I just don't need right now.
What I've really been interested in lately is photography. I've been taking hundreds of pictures, mostly of Vickers the cat. He's totally adorable.
This site will probably be reborn in the near future as a photoblog, mainly featuring pictures of my cat. That way, you could say, it will still be all about pussy, ha ha.
Thanks everyone, hope to see you around.
Comments
By the way, if you believed any of that, you need to double-check the date of this post.
SIIIIIIKE!
P.S. I'm gay.
Posted by: phi. | April 1, 2004 01:18 PM
phew...
I was worried that was serious for a minute.
Posted by: L. | April 1, 2004 01:29 PM
OK - I was like what the hell - this seem to be the theme today on blogs! "I'm leaving this blog"
But - sexuality is like a rash - honestly if you do leave it alone - it will leave you alone - but then again - who wants to leave it alone!
Posted by: The Mad Dater | April 1, 2004 02:33 PM
I find it builds and builds and builds, when I leave it alone. But I react differently to everything than everyone.
Posted by: crystal | April 1, 2004 02:54 PM
Anyone who reads this regularly figured it was an april fools prank after the first 2 lines.
Posted by: yeah | April 1, 2004 03:32 PM
Ugh, two blogs in a row fooled me. I'm so damned naive. How could I think for even a second that a guy could give up sex (and masturbation) for any length of time? Ya got me!
Posted by: L | April 1, 2004 04:40 PM
Sucked in .
Forgot it was 1APR.
It's good you're not switching from sex to pix because ... you photo of Vickers is .. well .. out of focus. Or was that art? in which case I apologize (sp?)
Posted by: Willy | April 1, 2004 06:54 PM
ha ha
snort chuckle
Posted by: anna wulf | April 1, 2004 07:06 PM
I had the same reaction as yeah. I don't even know you, but it was obvious that your tongue was sticking out a mile in your cheek.
Posted by: DirtyTalkinGirl | April 2, 2004 07:51 AM
Bahahahahaha....That'll be the day.
Posted by: crash | April 2, 2004 09:30 AM
i was fooled :P
Posted by: metallicker | April 2, 2004 01:19 PM
that was really fucking good. i was ruined there for a minute. what would the world do without hotaction?
Posted by: Anonymous | April 2, 2004 01:36 PM
Too funny. Thanks.
Posted by: Vikki | April 2, 2004 07:36 PM
Ive got a big stomach and alot of slop running off my backside. I hope you like hotaction because i think its cool. Just to remind myself of the time you begged for vdf video
Posted by: Anonymous | April 4, 2004 02:05 AM
Liane #1 I don't know who you are but I swear we think exactly the same way......the name thing, weird coincidence?... probably but it still caught my attention
Posted by: Liane #2 | April 4, 2004 04:48 PM
Hehehe........very funny. Wanna fuck?
Posted by: Christina | April 6, 2004 03:52 PM
ha! what's funny is that i was all prepared to give you a speach about how guys think they want the same girl or guy to wake up next to ever day of the rest of their lives until it starts to happen and then (rightly so) they run away screaming and crying because she or he knows too much. grr, i was full of advice on the matter and then i read it's all a joke and think hummm, how many girls/guys has this guy actually "had". i'm thinkin' he doesn't need advice. especially from a stranger, actually i'm quite sure of it.
Posted by: anneka | April 8, 2004 10:52 AM