hot action

It's time to check out the hot action male-bag. (Hmm, a little itchy. Ooof... OK, that's better.)

~~ Myra Barnsworthy from North Battleford, Saskatchewan* would like to know:

"You did 'Are you afraid to get laid?' Part one: The male perspective. Yet, have you ever done the gals' perspective? Am I just not aware of it floating around the world wide web somewhere?

Make me aware, phil, oh why wont you make me aware!"
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Since you insist, I will fill you in.

There is no "Afraid To Get Laid Part Two The Female Perspective." For the simple reason that making this video would involve interviewing a bunch of women who are afraid to get laid. Now why would I want to spend my precious little free time talking to women who are afraid to get laid? I'm not sure if I even know any women who are afraid to get laid. It's not like women who are afraid to get laid are anxious to come up to me and say hello and shake my hand. It's not like women who are afraid to get laid are going to spend more than ten seconds reading hotaction.ca.

If by some fluke of Internet clickery there do happen to be some women in the audience who are afraid to get laid... if you wouldn't mind being interviewed about it for a video to be posted on this website, then I would be delighted to hear from you.

There's only one catch, though--you have to be naked.

~~ Monique St. Clair from Jonquière, Québec* writes:

"Someone recently sent me a link to your archives. I had never read hotaction before and was happy to spend an afternoon doing so. Thank you.
Do you do advice?
How does a girl do it? How does she take a bar conversation to the next level, or drop subtle hints that gentlemanly or sensitive bull is not required. Every time I wind up with someone wanting to be a nice guy, walk me home and call me the next day for coffee. I thought this would be easy and I've been trying. I'm attractive, so how do I pick up?"

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First off, congratulations. If you are thinking of taking things to "the next level," then you are already a step ahead of all the women who can't even bring themselves to approach or to converse with the object of their attraction in a bar.

I tend to observe a lot of shy smiles and quickly averted glances; attempts at physical proximity, with no attempt at eye contact; muted whisperings with friends in a corner booth.

Some guys don't even notice these signs. Some guys notice them and it just makes them want to toy with you. (And you wonder what I'm smirking about.)

But clearly you have the confidence to move beyond all that. Sounds like what you could use at this point is some advanced insight into the operation of the male mind.

It's possible that he's not hearing your message. More likely, you've failed to make him believe it.

...You know, I could write a big long essay in response to your query. And maybe I will. But for now, I'm going to throw the question open to the readership of this site--which, in my experience, is composed mainly of highly perceptive women, women of discretion and good taste, who are not afraid to get themselves good and laid.

Are there any sympathetic souls out there who can offer our anonymous horny friend some useful tips on "closing the sale"?

[*Names and places have been changed.]