I remember a long ago post about hot buttered buns. Butter churn seems like a good elaboration. It's not a term I've used, though I will occassionally from now on. Maybe this is because my lover doesn't like butter and I tease too much. Probably because of this rebellious new fetish, I would certainly churn for a well whispered "butter churn" in reference to a vagina.
Coochie. Yin-Yang! Pussy, always. Cunt, twat, and "my business," as in "all up in." In her autobiography Jenna Jameson refers to hers as her "ding-ding." If someone said that to me during The Act I'd think I was screwing a fourth-grader--kind of a buzzkill. My friend who actually teaches fourth grade prefers The Beef Curtains. Tee hee.
Axe Wound, Furry Hatchet Wound, The Great Divide,
Circle of Life, Ring of Fire, Cum Dumpster, Fast Food, Cock Warmer, Dick Sheath, Stealth, Inner Cock Hider, Chicken?, Pink Stink.
I used to exclusively like "cunt," but let's just say I've been persuaded to love "pussy," too. Nothing turns me off faster than "twat," "cunny," or any kind of cute euphemism like "honey pot."
And I agree-- "vagina" is absolutely too clinical. I mean, can you imagine telling someone you want him to put his "penis" in your "vagina?" What are you, grade school kids?
Comments
cunt
Posted by: d | January 10, 2005 01:55 AM
punani
Posted by: A | January 10, 2005 06:39 AM
pussy
Posted by: lisa | January 10, 2005 08:04 AM
philip... what is your favorite word for vagina?
Posted by: lisa | January 10, 2005 01:34 PM
vertical pork chops
Posted by: Anonymous | January 10, 2005 03:26 PM
biscuit
Posted by: Anonymous | January 10, 2005 04:31 PM
I like "muffin," or any of these edible names.
Food, it puts me in a good mood.
Posted by: phi. | January 10, 2005 04:53 PM
cunt, pussy, twat, snatch- to me, they're all terms of endearment
the only term i detest is 'cunny' (likewise, 'nips')- a bit too baby-talkish
i probably would get the creeps if a guy (or girl) called it 'vagina' during actual sex- anybody that clinical just can't be a good lay!
Posted by: thatgirl | January 10, 2005 10:36 PM
Cunt. Cunt, all the way. I know a man who says "cunt" in a way that makes me melt. He makes it sound like "oh sweet baby".
DTG xxoo
Pussy Talk
Posted by: DTG | January 11, 2005 02:06 PM
I remember a long ago post about hot buttered buns. Butter churn seems like a good elaboration. It's not a term I've used, though I will occassionally from now on. Maybe this is because my lover doesn't like butter and I tease too much. Probably because of this rebellious new fetish, I would certainly churn for a well whispered "butter churn" in reference to a vagina.
Posted by: bliss_stick | January 11, 2005 02:12 PM
Coochie. Yin-Yang! Pussy, always. Cunt, twat, and "my business," as in "all up in." In her autobiography Jenna Jameson refers to hers as her "ding-ding." If someone said that to me during The Act I'd think I was screwing a fourth-grader--kind of a buzzkill. My friend who actually teaches fourth grade prefers The Beef Curtains. Tee hee.
Posted by: Cannonball | January 11, 2005 04:08 PM
All the way up in your bizznatch.
Posted by: phi. | January 11, 2005 08:25 PM
sperm bank.
Posted by: ian | January 11, 2005 08:44 PM
furry taco, beef curtains, cooter, bearded clam
Posted by: Anonymous | January 12, 2005 08:25 PM
peachfish!
Posted by: Anonymous | January 12, 2005 11:07 PM
vagin (french for vagina) way less clinical sounding.
it sounds really pretty
Posted by: lindsay | January 13, 2005 12:46 AM
How Bout...
Ripe Willow, Yummy Munch, Honey Pot, Fanny, Coochie Snorcher is my all time FAV though!!!
Such pretty flowers they are....
Posted by: crash | January 14, 2005 02:27 PM
when i was little i thought it was called my volvo (like my mom's car). i still call it that.
Posted by: anneka | January 15, 2005 05:25 AM
zizi
it sounds cute, sexy, and hot all at once
Posted by: amy | January 15, 2005 10:47 AM
Apple, was that you who unvailed "peachfish" for all the world to see? naughty boy, that awoke some naughty memories.
Posted by: dakini | January 18, 2005 02:14 AM
Axe Wound, Furry Hatchet Wound, The Great Divide,
Circle of Life, Ring of Fire, Cum Dumpster, Fast Food, Cock Warmer, Dick Sheath, Stealth, Inner Cock Hider, Chicken?, Pink Stink.
Posted by: Bill Oakley | March 1, 2005 06:31 PM
I used to exclusively like "cunt," but let's just say I've been persuaded to love "pussy," too. Nothing turns me off faster than "twat," "cunny," or any kind of cute euphemism like "honey pot."
And I agree-- "vagina" is absolutely too clinical. I mean, can you imagine telling someone you want him to put his "penis" in your "vagina?" What are you, grade school kids?
As a sidenote, I prefer "cock" to "dick."
Posted by: jkitten | May 2, 2005 11:12 AM
wizards sleeve,mad mans axe wound!!!
the best ones are bearded clam and beef curtains
Posted by: adam | February 16, 2006 04:27 PM
How.s bout Whisker biscut? coochie? Peesh?
Pusser?
Posted by: NJHDBEAR1 | April 5, 2006 04:12 PM