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the Spanking Research Institute

I want to take a poll of all the submissive women in the world. I want you to email me, philip[at]hotaction[dot]ca, and tell me exactly how long it's been since you've had a good spanking.

(In case you've never had a spanking, you poor girl... tell me how long it's been that you've been wanting one.)

I will compile this data, calculate the average and use it to plot an index of satisfaction vs. neglect of the attention-craving female ass.

Maybe I'll even make a pie chart. Mmmm... pie.

Comments

watch your inbox....

Ditto

Ditto again.

shitto

mhmm

That's a Early 90's model Corolla you have there isn't it? I used to have a 89(?) Corolla, same red color. I loved it. It had some great backseat stories to tell.

Then it died, it died!

And I cried, I cried...

I don't feel like sending off an email. So I'll just say I've probably wanted a good spanking for a long time. And, if I've had one, I don't remember it.

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