hot action: street sense

Of course it's macho bullshit, what do you expect. I'm a country boy. My father's side were all lumberjacks. My mother's side were coal miners.

But there's more to it than that. Your opinion of Hot Action says more about you than it does about me.

How much can you really learn about a guy anyway, from reading his online journal? Not much. The human imagination is a wonderful thing--give the brain a mere few hundred words and it will fill in all the rest according to the reader's own inclinations.

You could spend a year reading a person's blog and not learn as much about that person as you would learn from spending five seconds watching him or her walk across a room.

So there's the masculine side. I have energy and I like to use it. But I'm also a gentleman and a scholar, a pervert and a rocker.

And I'm not afraid to get in touch with the feminine side. I saw how hot you looked in your red dress... it made me jealous. It made me want to get down and dirty in the dirt with you.

Just relax. People are having a good time. You remember what "fun" is, don't you? I tried to tell you but maybe you still need to be shown.

Instead of a room to walk across, here's a country dirt road because that's the way I roll.

~ streetsense.mov [3.6MB QuickTime]

If you really like to rock the funky beats somebody in the house say hell yeah.

Comments

that made me laugh out loud. which i hope was the intention because i desperately needed to laugh out loud today.

Posted by: jodi | July 13, 2005 01:42 AM

Yeah

Posted by: cattygirl | July 13, 2005 04:28 AM

ok i have to say it, that video is just too funny awesome. chopping the wood was so good, the atittude and stance...priceless. my only hope is you'll get the chainsaw revving next time. you're a brillant artist(as cheesy lame as that sounds).

Posted by: meaghan | July 13, 2005 12:48 PM

Hey you. Look, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings and I certainly didn't expect you to see it. It was a throwaway line, bascially, the "Sooo grossss", a lazy way of saying that hotaction.ca gives me near fatal embarassment cringes, and I do think it's crappy behaviour to crow about your role in the infedelity of others.

I had a nice chat with a mutual chum of ours and she said that you sort of do get irrationally hurt when people make fun of your sex blog. I guess you're playing a bit of a character here -- and that character is all swagger -- so your reaction to the reaction of others is unexpected.

Also, you put yourself out there, and have been for a while. I figured you'd have a thicker skin. I get dozens of hate letters a month from strangers on the internet. You just have to not care.

The thing is, if you decide to stop feeling bad when random strangers on the internet think you are a jerk, then you find yourself faced with the challenge deciding if you'll still let yourself feel good when random strangers on the internet think you're rad. It's tricky!

Posted by: audra | July 13, 2005 02:08 PM

That was wonderful. Any chance I get get a yahoo/aim/msn screen name? Though I may not be able to tell much about you from reading this, I do like what I can.

Posted by: ash | July 13, 2005 02:14 PM

jodi - glad I could help.

cattygirl - word.

meaghan - I cut the part where I tried to rev the chainsaw, damn thing was out of gas.

audra - I told you to change the name of your site to "Gross Action" and then I said I wasn't interested in arguing with you. Is that really the response of a man who's feelings are irrationally hurt?

Anyway, thanks for all the advice.

I realize that a lot of people are uneasy with the thought of infidelity but in certain situations, infidelity can be the best thing that ever happened to a person.

ash - I wouldn't mind sending you my MSN but before I do, you have to write to me and explain your email address.

Posted by: phi. | July 13, 2005 02:58 PM

What a wonderful treat: that was fabulous.

You are a great editor my friend - take it from one who knows.

Though obviously the shot of your arse was far too quick...

Posted by: The Girl | July 13, 2005 05:51 PM

hell yeah

Posted by: thatgirl | July 13, 2005 11:50 PM

i think you are a sexy bitch, and i regret not getting a piece of you while i was still in halifax.

and i am getting to be more excepting of guys who want to cheat on their g-friends with me.

i figure if i am single, why the fuck is it my business if they are cheating?

i don't know, but i had several amazing orgasms from a guy on sunday night. who has a girl friend of 5.5 yrs. i don't know her. she doesn't know me. but i bet i know her boyfriend better in the sack then she does.

anyone who strays from a current relationship will never stay in that relationship forever, because obviously they are looking for something they are lacking.

my preaching is done.

oh, and from what i can remember, i still owe you a postcard, from your project. how did that turn out?

Posted by: heather deeee | July 14, 2005 01:02 AM

Mmm phil your arse is great :P ... I must admit though, your legs look pretty damn hot in that red dress ...so jealous

Posted by: Jamie | July 14, 2005 10:33 AM

I adore you.

Posted by: M. | July 14, 2005 02:19 PM

Fucking brilliant. I'll be back to watch it again.

Posted by: Red | July 14, 2005 05:25 PM

Is that a VIC-20? I miss my VIC-20.

Posted by: NC | July 15, 2005 07:20 AM

hell yeah! 's a shame you live so far away...been lovin' that dead sexy banner as well.