hot action

Here's one way to keep your action hot: keep your feet warm.

Women get uptight about the weirdest things. I've had so many women freak out at me for trying to wear my socks to bed. Well guess what, I don't like having cold feet.

If you're going to be all "Ooh, I just enjoy the feel of skin on skin" then I will allow you to enjoy the feel of my five ice-cube toes squeezing your left nipple. Live by the sword, die by the sword.

You shouldn't be trying to tell a bachelor what to do anyway. I will always do the opposite just because I'm ornery.

It's gotten to the point where I actually get aroused, in a kinky kind of way, by women who have sex with their socks on. Women will meet men, and check out their shoes; but I'm always on the lookout for a cutie in a nice flirty pair of socks.

Of course, no mere bobbysox can compare to the feeling of rubbing my cheek against a pair of sexy fishnet stockings. That's the preferred sensation whenever your ankles are parked up on my shoulders.

I wear my long-johns to bed whenever I can get away with it. It takes a special lady to come between me and my drawers. That's just the Canadian way. Yeah yeah, I know, you always sleep in the nude... you fuckin hippy.