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Have you ever logged onto a dating site with the sole objective of looking at profiles and making fun of them? If so... you could be the one I am looking for!

Maybe I'm just not much of a people-person. It's actually the boring sameness of online personals that makes me roll my eyes. (The immortal quote from Repo Man: "Look at those assholes. Ordinary fuckin' people. I hate 'em.")

But once in a while you come across something that's pure gold. I remember the first time I decided to check out some of the men's profiles. Holy shit! Men are stupid. It was quite a revelation.

So I've started a new website. It's based on my travels around lavalife.com.

http://youcouldbetheone.blogspot.com

If you find any profiles that are unintentionally entertaining feel free to send them in. I'm particularly interested in:
- borderline psychos
- awkward spelling blunders
- fashion disasters
- painful pretense
- any variation on "i could be the one you are looking for"
- pizza, red wine and a game of pool all in the same profile (a Lavalife hat trick)
- dudes with no shirt on

Yes I realize these are all real people with hopes and dreams just like the rest of us. Youcouldbetheone is intended as an exercise in heartlessness and cruelty.

Enjoy!