269 sex tips
A book on her shelf entitled 269 Amazing Sex Tips and Tricks for Women. As is my habit, I open it up and read the last page first:
"267. You are the temple victim who is about to be inseminated by the sinister warlock."
Holy shit. People get paid to write stuff like this? That's awesome. Seriously. It makes me want to write a sex fantasy manual. Give'er:
1. A deranged antropologist is getting ready to pillage your historic site.
2. Your gas tank is about to be pumped full of Esso Supreme.
3. Have you ever wondered what it feels like to be a Tim Hortons boston creme donut? You're going to find out.
4. During your solo, the other members of your jazz sextet will surround you, waving their instruments and cheering.
5. Close your eyes and fantasize that a giant mutant crocodile is poised to slide into your sewer pipe.
That's all you're getting for free.
Comments
every thing you want
Posted by: moon | November 3, 2006 10:06 AM